I came home last night, decided to take the stairs instead of the elevator and ran right into to a crime scene. The culprit (or “perp” if you like) had vanished but I snapped a photo of the evidence. So now I am trying to piece it all together.
With my keen powers of observation I noted the following:
1. Several feathers scattered at the top of the stairs.
2. One soup ladle (possible weapon).
Yes, this certainly looks like fowl play to me.