Beaver Helmet Presents: BEAT OFF!

We’re exactly ONE MONTH away from the show that celebrates the treat of beating your meat, the charms of choking the chicken, the power of pulling your pud, the flicker of joy in flicking your bean…

Hey diddle diddle! It’s a masturbation celebration, a hands-on hootenanny, a jack off jubilee!
Have a cocktail with your one free hand as you listen to stories of masturbatory glory from Alison Rudnick, Jennifer Gersbeck, and Michael Schwartz and Saara Dutton. Listen to songs of self-abuse from Manny Moscowitz. Watch an early-60’s educational film about the dangers of smut. Showcase your crafting skills for the chance to win a fancy V Sculpt vaginal rejuvenator in the “Self Love Glove” art competition. Some say if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. But why not do both?

PLACE: Parkside Lounge
ADDRESS: 317 E. Houston between aves B and C
SUBWAY: F, V to Lower East Side-Second Ave
DATE: Friday, March 18th
TIME: 8:00pm
COVER: $5.00



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