The Official Mascot of Winter in NYC

I passed by this snowman on 2nd Ave, en route to the gym today.
Headshot

Note that he is filthy, has a half-eaten carrot for a nose and is smoking a cigar and two cigarettes.
(Good thing he’s smoking outdoors though, so as not to break the law.)

Then I caught a full body view:
FullShot

Yeah. So not only is he filthy, with a half-eaten carrot for a nose, smoking a cigar and two cigarettes but he is pee-stained, graffiti-covered, has a piece of trash for an arm and a broken broom handle for a penis. And note that his penis was repositioned at some point.

Here’s a close up of the broken broom handle penis:
Woody
I also think there’s a used condom packet over there to the left of him.

So let there be no doubt, fellow New Yorkers: this is our Official Winter Mascot.

I think we should call him Vito.

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