10 Personality Quizzes You Won’t Find on Buzzfeed

I’d say most of us have enjoyed the narcissistic, mental masturbation of taking a Buzzfeed personality quiz. I suspect many of us can own up to taking several of them. It’s become an obsession. So I hate to break it to you, but there are still some quizzes that you won’t be able to take. In fact, I’ve compiled a list of 10 Personality Quizzes You Won’t Find on Buzzfeed:

1. Which Sexually Transmitted Disease Are You? (You are GONORRHEA!)
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2. Which Disgraced Televangelist from the 1980s Are You? (You are JERRY FALWELL!)
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3. Which Fat, Scandal-Plagued Politician Are You? (You are ROB FORD!)
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4.Which Serial Killer Are You? (You are TED BUNDY!)
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5. Which Physical Malady Are You? (You are a GOITER!)
Goiter
6. Which Crime-filled, Shithole Town Are You? (You are GARY, INDIANA!)
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7. Which Real Estate Health Hazard Are You? (You are ASBESTOS!)
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8. Which Wedding Reception Song That Makes Drunk Dorks Suddenly Think They Can Dance Are You? (You are “CELEBRATION” by Kool and the Gang!)
KoolAndTheGang
9. Which Ugly Trend from the ’90s Are You? (You are CLUNKY BLACK STEVE MADDEN PLATFORM HEELS!)
Steve Madden Platform
10. Which Cruise Ship Complaint Are You? (You are OVERFLOWING TOILETS!)
overflowing toilet

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