1. All of the other reindeer have Tumblr accounts devoted to unflattering photos of Rudolf. Most popular one: JeertheReindeer@tumblr.com
2. Trending on Twitter: #ReasonsRudolfSux
3. Rudolph is excluded not just from reindeer games, but group reindeer selfies too
4. Mean comments on Facebook like, “OMG! U R such a freak!” and “Nice nose, asshole! LOL!”
5. Multiple GIFs and vines of the other reindeer laughing at Rudolf and calling him names
6. New game app: Hose the Nose!
7. All of the other reindeer circulate mean Rudolph memes to each other at work
8. One foggy Christmas Eve, Santa texts Rudolph: “Rud w/yr nose so brite, guide sleigh pls? Thx.”
9. Rudolf makes Youtube video after his triumphant night with Santa, peering into his laptop and sneering, “In yer face, fuckers! I saved Christmas so you can all suck my dick!”
10. Santa makes all of his reindeer take a Workplace Sensitivity class.