A List of Things With Diminishing Returns


1. Julia Roberts’ hearty laugh

2. Your cool ringtone

3. Mass produced “Artisan” snack foods

4. Your saucy Twitter handle

5. Taking photos of your food and posting them on Facebook

6. Facebook

7. Lena Dunham’s privileged brand of mumblecore moxie

8. Jonathan Franzen’s White Angst

9. Cupcake shops

10. Proper Grammar

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